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It is very important in the business world to sound professional and knowledgeable, and to this end the business community has, over the years, developed a language all of its own. This language can impress, but it can also confuse, and it can also get close to the way politicians use a long string of fancy words in order to say, well, nothing. It must also be remembered that the reader of your writings may not be so very good with English, and your beautifully worded sentences may actually fail to fulfill their primary purpose, which is to communicate a message.

This is the first in a series of complicated communications, followed by their plain English versions.

Complicated: My workload is extremely challenging, but the remuneration is commensurate neither with my input, nor my experience.

Simple: I am overworked and underpaid.

Have a lovely day!